Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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