Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I know her cup size but not her name....
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