Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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