No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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