Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Randomize
