So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
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You. Win. At. Life.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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