Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
They left me at home... I'm a liability
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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