That's intense
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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