They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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