i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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