if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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