Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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