nut hugger
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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