True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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