Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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