If i come over, it means nothing
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
