I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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