Whats the glycemic index on semen?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
