Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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