I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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