on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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