I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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