NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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