Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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