I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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