I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I currently don't understand fingers.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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