Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Operation Purity has been aborted
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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