Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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