All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
