you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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