I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
