Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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