You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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