i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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