I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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