carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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