Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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