The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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