This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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