This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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