Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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