why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
3 2 1 whiskey
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Randomize
