He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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