is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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