Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
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