i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
ugly people sure do ruin things
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Randomize
