Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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