y did u give ur computer a hand job?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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