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I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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