Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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